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These Sexy Angels Are Old-Fashioned Girls Who Really
Get Along. And Who Knew Crime Fighters Could Have Such
Amazing Hair?
C'mon, Teeth, let's go," shouts Kate
Jackson, holding up a magnifying glass to the famous
mouth of Farrah Fawcett-Majors. "Now, smile," she
orders. Farrah obliges with a blinding display of ivory.
"Wow!" Jackson yelps, reeling backward. "Look at that,
everybody!" In reply Farrah shakes her Niagara of
cascading hair. "Weird," she mutters. "She's the weird
one." A moment later Farrah and Jaclyn Smith threaten to
fix Kate's makeup so "she'll never work again. We'll get
rid of her one way or another." Kate warns, "Be careful
what you wish."
Kate's serious. The lighter-than-air bubble of ABC's
Charlie's Angels, already canonized by Nielsen as the
only new hit of a leaden TV season, can last only as
long as the edgy harmony among its three achingly
beautiful stars. Their nervous banter on the set is a
giveaway that they're coping with the kind of tensions
that could only have been created by some stygian
malefactor.
Every weekday Kate, Farrah and Jackie (Sabrina, Jill and
Kelly as Charlie's gun-toting agents) are picked up by
limousines around 5:30 a.m. and hauled half asleep to
locations as far away as 30 miles. Each segment is
cranked out in seven tense 12-hour days. The show is on
its third producer and has felled one director with a
heart attack.
Farrah, 29, has worried eight pounds off her slinky
5'6½", 112-pound frame. Exhausted and weakened by a
cold, she recently broke down in tears. Unlike her
bionic husband, Lee Majors, Farrah is blessedly mortal.
In one frightening incident on location she was slammed
to the ground by a careening race car, badly bruising
her leg (which was at first thought to be broken).
Kate, 27, can be sharply outspoken on the set and
suffers from occasional headaches. After standing around
cold and sopping wet during one scene, she asked for
some vodka to warm up. "I got smashed and nearly blew
all my lines. I spend only three waking hours a day at
home," Kate says. Home is a secure high-rise apartment
to which she fled after her house was burglarized four
months ago.
"You tend not to have a life of your own," agrees
Jackie, 29, the most placid of the Angels. "You come
home, eat dinner, study your lines and go to sleep."
Not that work is pure hell for the pampered Angels. Each
retreats on the set to her own $25,000 Pace Arrow mobile
home, stocked with flowers. They may take home clothes
from the show's wardrobe and are trailed all day by two
hairdressers, two makeup men and two wardrobe women.
Encouragingly, the Angels are solving their inevitable
jealousies and differences (Kate's single, Farrah's
married, Jackie's divorced) and banding together. "If
somebody is late or irritable," Kate explains, "the
others say, 'It's not her fault. She couldn't help it.'
" "We started out as strangers," Jackie echoes, "but now
there's a real warmth and fondness between us." On
Kate's birthday in October, Jackie typically ordered a
cake and decorated it with three little dolls, one
blonde and two brunettes. The fact is that, for all
their flossy TV image as sexually hip females, Kate,
Farrah and Jackie are still sweet Southern belles at
heart. On the set and at home recently, the three of
them talked about their lives.
Jackie, the Shy One
"I don't look good in a bikini," insists Jaclyn Smith.
"I've got skinny legs." Maybe so, but Charlie's Angels'
producers are no more likely to hide Jackie in
crinolines than they are to give Farrah an urchin cut.
The quietest of the Angels—and a cushion between flashy
Farrah and analytical Kate—Jackie is a self-styled
"old-fashioned" girl who lives in a Tara-style house in
Beverly Hills. But her role model is less Scarlett
O'Hara than the gentle Melanie Wilkes. Jackie, who once
helped found a Head Start ballet class for poor kids in
New York, means it when she says, "The deeper pleasures
in life are in concentrating on someone else."
Like Farrah, Jackie is a Texas rose, the daughter of a
Houston dentist and his wife, "the sweetest people in
the world." She was even closer to her maternal
grandfather, the memory of whose death last Palm Sunday
at 101 still brings Jackie to tears.
She studied drama at Trinity University in San Antonio
and, after battling acute homesickness, moved to New
York to live in the Barbizon Hotel for Women and try
ballet. She wound up instead in commercials, first with
Listerine and then as one of the country's most
ubiquitous and highly paid models, moving from Breck to
Wella Balsam ("I've Switched") and Max Factor. (Jackie
and Farrah peddle separate products for Wella Balsam,
and Jackie once guested on The Rookies, but not with
Kate.)
Along the way Jackie's five-year marriage to TV actor
Roger Davis broke up, a disappointment that still pains
her. "I learned how to be emotionally independent and
not give that up for another person," she reflects. "But
I'd wanted to have five children by now."
Though a live-in maid fixes Jackie's meals, the actress
ventures out at least once a week for Italian and
Mexican food. Like Farrah and Kate, she's a nonsmoker
and claims a hard drink has never passed her lips.
Jackie refuses any role calling for "nudity or bad
language" and still flushes angrily at the "total lie"
that she won her Angels part because she had dated the
producer.
Few other clouds trouble her. "It sounds corny to say I
enjoy working with Kate and Farrah, but it's true,"
Jackie sums up. "I was happy before the show, I'm happy
now, and if it stopped tomorrow I'd still be happy."
Kate the Sophisticate
"I'd like to be Katharine Hepburn," allows Kate Jackson.
Indeed, the brainiest and "plainest" Angel does have a
hint of the other Kate's intelligence and intensity.
When the producers offered color TV sets for their
mobile homes, Kate asked instead for bookshelves. The
Angels themselves sprang partly from Kate's brow when
she was playing nurse Jill Danko on The Rookies. Her
producers then wanted a show about three
"karate-chopping types," she remembers. "I said, suppose
they work for a detective named... Harry. He calls them
on a squawk box. Then I saw a picture on the wall of
three angels..."
Even as the daughter of a building materials wholesaler
in Birmingham, Ala., Kate acted out her dreams in the
family garage, and later at Birmingham-Southern
University. She did summer stock in Vermont and broke
into soaps in ABC's Dark Shadows. That led to four years
in The Rookies, where she spent days off studying
directing and editing techniques.
A natural athlete who considered trying pro tennis, Kate
still works with a coach on weekends. "I only have time
now to play tennis and go to the shrink," she jokes.
Though she once lived with actor Edward Albert Jr., Kate
claims "My love life ain't what it used to be. I've
stopped smoking and drinking and staying out late. I've
got to discipline myself or the work would kill me."
Though Kate is paid twice as much as Farrah and Jackie
($10,000 to their $5,000 per show), her overall take is
piddling beside the more than $100,000 apiece the other
two earn from commercials. Kate vehemently defends
Charlie's Angels against charges of sexism. "It's not
any more sexist than Rock Hudson as McMillan. He's a
handsome man. And Telly's supposed to be la-de-dah,
baby. Isn't that sexist?
"I can't live like Holly Golightly the rest of my life,"
says Kate, who wants "the warmth of family life"
someday. For now, "It's like I've got a little angel
riding on my shoulder. Strange I should end up an angel
myself."
Farrah the Free Spirit
With two hit shows in the family, and little free time
between them, Farrah Fawcett-Majors and her Six Million
Dollar husband, Lee Majors, "take it when we can get
it," Farrah smiles. "The other day I caught him coming
out of the shower and grabbed him. 'Okay,' I said, 'this
is it! Now or never!' "
That wholesome, she-leopard sexiness makes Farrah the
most popular of the Angels with the public and the
trio's emerging superstar. Yet so far she hasn't
developed a superego and remains a loyal Total Wife
whose TV contract specifically permits her to knock off
at 7 p.m. so she can be in Bel Air when Lee arrives
home. "When I read that I rush home just to fix dinner,"
Farrah bristles, "that makes me sound like some
superhuman. I do it because I love Lee and I love
cooking." Farrah regrets too that their new houseboy has
had to take over the shopping. "I like marketing," she
says. "But I can't do it anymore without signing 40
autographs."
If not for ABC, Farrah might plausibly exist only in TV
commercials (nearly 100, including Ultra-Brite, Noxzema,
Wella Balsam and Mercury Cougar). Even her name sounds
like an invention, but it was actually given to her by
her parents (her father is an oil contractor) in Corpus
Christi, Texas. An art major, voted one of the 10 most
beautiful girls at the University of Texas, Farrah began
decorating TV series (Harry O) and movies (Logan's Run)
before she was apotheosized in Charlie's Angels. "I
thought, 'Hurray, now they're going to let pretty girls
do more than just walk through the background.' "
While the other Angels are trying to upgrade the show's
treatment of women, Farrah has no complaint. "First of
all, I'm a female," she points out unnecessarily. "Any
woman who says she doesn't use her femininity to get
what she wants is deceiving herself. Men don't have our
instinct, and we don't have their strength." When Lee
took her quail hunting in Oklahoma, Farrah gratefully
cooed, "A lot of men wouldn't like their wives to go
along."
As for Kate and Jackie, Farrah says, "We get along
tremendously. That's not to say we'd all go off to
Colorado to ski for a weekend. There may be times you'd
wonder what's taking them so long, but that's the way
with Lee too," Farrah continues. "We came into this as
little girls, but now we're women." While Jackie and
Kate might question Farrah's assumption, neither would
argue her conclusions. "People are ready for glamour on
TV. Women like watching women. The chemistry between us
works."
-By Lois Armstrong |