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Defections, tantrums and personal rivalries make life
with ‘Charlie’s Angels’ less than heavenly
The sound stage on the 20th Century Fox lot where
Charlie’s Angels is shot is closed to visitors.
Especially to the press. Still, word leaks out. Jaclyn
Smith, the last surviving Angel, wants to quit after
this season, though she would still have a year left on
her original five-year contract. The newest Angel,
Shelley Hack, is asked how long she could do the series.
“Another three hours,” she says, and laughs. It’s a
joke, see? Maybe. She is, in the words of a set insider,
“scared to death.” The attention she receives, now that
she is not just Revlon’s Charlie Girl, has surprised
her.
One episode of the new season was shot in St. Thomas, in
the Caribbean. “When I got off the plane, there were
maybe eight million paparazzi. I looked around for
Sophia Loren. It was for me. I couldn’t believe it.”
Cheryl Ladd, in her home overlooking the Sunset Strip,
is told that a forthcoming photograph of her in a bikini
on the cover of a gossip magazine is not flattering. She
is shaken. “Excuse me,” she whispers. “I have to
scream.” She walks out of the living room and screams.
When she returns, she is crying softly. Others cry in
other ways. Aaron Spelling, executive producer and a
major owner of the show, with partner Leonard Goldberg
(and ABC), speaks of the show’s costs. “It’s an
expensive show. We are now over $2 million in debt.”
This is the story of a television series, its genesis,
its problems, its future. Charlie’s Angels is the only
show on television with three women stars, no men. (The
male lead, played expertly by David Doyle, is
second-banana stuff.) In that sense, the show blazes new
trails. Because the three women, either the original
three (Kate Jackson, Farrah Fawcett-Majors and Jaclyn
Smith) or the current three (Smith, Ladd and Hack) are
wonderful to look at, some people see the show as
sexist. Others see it as just sexy.
Cheryl Ladd says, “If somebody views me as a sex object,
something mindless and soulless, that I resent. But if
people think I’m sexy, that’s wonderful. If I can help
anybody get through puberty, I say good!”
Charlie’s Angels must get an awful lot of people through
puberty, judging by the numbers. The show is high up in
the Nielsens. The show grew out of a series concept
originally titled The Alley Cats. Spelling and Goldberg
sold the idea to Fred Silverman, then programming chief
at AB, and Silverman suggested that producer-writers
Ivan Goff and Ben Roberts be hired to write the pilot.
In the Goff-Roberts pilot, the three women detectives
used no weapons, engaged in no car chases, got their way
via cunning, not karate. The pilot, its title changed to
Charlie’s Angels, was a huge success. Goff and Roberts
prepared six episodes. Spelling and Goldberg wanted
changes. The changes, Goff says today, would have
destroyed the point of the show. “In essence, what
Spelling and Goldberg wanted was more menace, more
revolvers, more squealing tires, more jiggle.” Goff and
Roberts bowed out.
The show made its debut in September 1976. Kate Jackson
was the unacknowledged star; she had served her time, a
year with a soap, Dark Shadows; four years in The
Rookies, produced by Spelling and Goldberg. There was
softspoken, Southern-bred Jaclyn Smith, easily the most
beautiful of the Angels, then and now. Director of
photography Dick Rawlings Jr. talks today of the camera
angles that bring out the best in the Angels-
“off-camera left for Cheryl Ladd,” “off-camera right for
Shelley Hack,” and any view at all for Jackie Smith.
“She is a gorgeous, gorgeous woman, perfect from any
angle.”
But it was the third Angel who made the big difference
those first few months. Farrah Fawcett is a small,
athletic, smiling woman with a mane of tawny hair.
Months before the series opened, Farrah exploded on the
television screen in a series of tantalizing
commercials: for Noxema, for Wella Balsam, for Ultra-Brite.
Her physical magnetism turned viewers on. And
Charlie’s Angels was an immediate smash beyond anyone’s
expectations. The sound stages on the 20th Century lot
became a daily mob scene of rubbernecks. Says Spelling:
“Everyone in the world wanted to come over and see the
girls. Jack Lemmon, a close and dear friend, brought his
children over. I couldn’t say no to Jack Lemmon. It got
to the point where we couldn’t shoot.” Spelling
closed the set. No visitors. No press. Nobody. Not even
jack Lemmon. It’s been closed since the 17th episode of
the first season. Traditionally, sets are not closed
because viewers are getting in the way. They are closed
to hide problems.
Charlie’s Angels, very soon after the initial euphoria,
became riddled with problems of temperament. “On the
Richter scale of 0 to 10, I’d give it a 7,” Aaron
Spelling says candidly. Others would put the number
higher. Still, nobody was prepared for the first
10-point shocker. Before the initial season had finished
shooting, Farrah Fawcett-Majors announced she would not
be back the next year.
David Doyle, the actor who accompanies the Angels on
their escapades, remembers how he felt when he learned
of the pending defection.
“Farrah came up to me and said, ‘I hope you won’t feel
bad if I don’t come back’.”
Doyle is today 50 years old, with most of his career
behind him. He replied: “I won’t, if the show continues
to be a success. I can’t promise I won’t if we go down
the chute.” Doyle has known adversity. His first wife
died in a fall at home when she was 34. His second wife,
Ann, a beautiful young woman, has a degenerative eye
condition and is going blind.
Doyle phoned his business manager to ask just how much
money he had saved and how long it would last. Farrah’s
leaving was having a ripple effect. Not that she
left so easily. Spelling and Goldberg took her to court.
The case was settled out of court, with Farrah agreeing
to make three appearances a year until the original
agreement runs out. And instead of the $5,000 an episode
she got the first season, she now gets $25,000 (some say
$50,000).
Farrah’s leaving triggered two other changes. The first,
obviously, was her replacement. Cheryl Ladd had
never seen an episode of Charlie’s Angels when she was
called in to be considered for the part. Ladd is a tiny
thing, 100 pounds when she’s gone on an Almond Roca
candy binge, 28 years old, the mother of a 4-year-old
daughter. Cheryl Jean Stoppelmoor Ladd hails from Huron,
S.D., where she decided to become an actress when she
was 3. Cheryl took dancing lessons when she was 7 and
began singing with a band when she was 16 .She drifted
to Los Angeles and picked up small acting jobs. In
between jobs, she would go into fits of depression
“where I’d eat a whole loaf of bread and a jar of peanut
butter at one sitting.”
She made a movie for Spelling, “Satan’s School for
Girls,” and tried out for the part of the older daughter
on Family, losing out to Meredith Baxter Birney. When
Spelling asked her to test for Farrah’s part, Cheryl got
her back up. “Aaron knew my work, certainly. I said,
‘No. You’ve got plenty of film on me’.” She was hired
without a test. A second, less-publicized change
may have been equally important. The first year the
Angels were on at 10 P.M. The second season the time was
changed to 9. Suddenly hordes of new young people joined
the audience. Jiggle was definitely out; restraint was
in. Taste replaced tease. In the process, some insist,
the show became less substantial. And Kate Jackson began
to want out.
Jackson had come to hate the show. Then quality of the
scripts offended her sensibilities. The grind of a
weekly show got to her. By the fourth season she would
be entering her eighth consecutive year of weekly
television. That will sap a redwood. During the 1978-79
season, Kate was offered a meaty role in the motion
picture, “Kramer vs. Kramer,” opposite Dustin Hoffman.
But she had to give up the part to Meryl Streep when she
was not granted time off from her Angels work to shoot
the film. Her resentment grew. Spelling, his Southern
courtliness outraged, stopped visiting the set because
of “all the cursing and yelling and screaming.” Morale,
he says, plummeted. “The only thing that keeps me doing
television is that it’s fun. Last year it stopped being
fun. It was not a happy set, all the bitching and
griping.”
When Jackson asked to be relieved of the remaining time
on her contract, Spelling and Goldberg were glad to
accommodate her. The story of a fallen Angel. Well, not
so fallen. Kate Jackson turned around and signed a
$6-million contract with ABC to make a series of movies
over the next five years, beginning with “Topper.”
Now Angels is in its fourth season. And there’s a new
Angel among us. Jaclyn phones her folks, back in Texas,
every night of her life. Her grandfather was a Methodist
minister who lived to be 101. “He was the living Bible
to me. His life was an example to me." Nothing in that
background has equipped her to handle the falsehoods
that crop up in stories about her. She is in a rage at a
scandal sheet for suggesting that she and her husband
are not getting along. “I wanted to sue. But my lawyer
told me I’d have to start going to a psychiatrist, so I
could prove I’ve been emotionally hurt. I couldn’t do
that.” Cheryl Ladd also wanted to sue somebody and did.
A porno film recently printed up billboards claiming its
star was a “Cheryl Ladd lookalike.” Except the words
“Cheryl Ladd” were larger than the word “lookalike” and
larger than the name of the film’s actual star. And
Shelley Hack, for all her happy sounds, has also learned
to protect herself in the clinches. No, she won’t tell
you how old she is (32); born and raised (Greenwich,
Conn.). She is gun-shy of the press, particularly after
a scandal sheet claimed she’d smooched in public with
actor Bo Hopkins while on location in the Caribbean.
So these are the angels, how they grew famous and how
they’ve grown harried. Now where do they go? What of
this season and future seasons?
Spelling says, “We’re going back to our glamour period.
Last year we got out of the habit. When you have three
ladies on the show and two of them want to wear
beautiful gowns and one says, ‘Forget it. I want to wear
blue jeans,’ then, by human nature, the other two will
wear blue jeans too. They don’t want to look
overdressed.” But it is David Doyle whose
conception of the show’s future is most intriguing.
"This season is a pivotal year. If Shelley Hack attains
the same popularity Cheryl Ladd did after she replaced
Farrah, and if the show retains its popularity-maybe
stays within the top 15-we may have another Miss America
on our hands. You know. ‘Who’s the new Angel this year?’
The whole world will want to see who the new girl is.
The show will be a joke, in the mildest sense. Maybe
there’ll be an English girl next year, then a German
girl. Why not?”
Why not indeed? It is the genre reduced to absurdity.
Substance replaced by form. A show without a brain, but
with lots of hair. Today, each of the Angels spends two
hours every morning in makeup. “If the girls had short
hair,” says David Doyle, “the show would save $40,000 a
year. At least. The producers say that the Angels’ hair
costs $80,000 a year. But that’s what viewers are
turning on to see. There’s no way to avoid the damn
thing.” Meanwhile, the set remains closed to visitors.
How are the new Angels getting along? Says Shelley Hack:
“Put your ear to the wall. All you’ll hear is laughter.”
Plus the sound of Jackie Smith wanting out. David Doyle
feeling that maybe he should move on. And the sounds of
three actresses competing.
Yet for all its problems, for all the jangled nerves and
fallen Angels and the attention to wardrobe and makeup
that drives the cost of each episode over half a million
dollars, the Angels provide a welcome throwback to the
days when the camera was kind, and entertainment meant
escape, foolishness and something lovely to look at.
Charlie’s Angels will not wear out your brain. But then
it was never intended to.
- By Arnold Hano |