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Time Magazine - June 8, 1981 |
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"Let Our Angel Live" is the
title of this doomed show. Jaclyn Smith is pursuing a
villain who has robbed a client of $200,000, but when
she tries to question him, he shoots her. Right in the
head. Screams. A smear of blood beside the right ear. So
they rush her to the hospital, and there, as one of the
studio memos puts it, "the other Angels and Bosley
reminist [sic] about their experiences."
There was the time, for instance, when Jaclyn was shot
full of heroin and did not even know it, the time the
three beautiful detectives all went killer-hunting on
the ski slopes at Vail — all those wildly implausible
climaxes that framed the weekly beauty pageant, shoot-'em-up
farce and national phenomenon known as Charlie's Angels.
"And we're going to decide right now," says Bosley
(David Doyle), the den father who romps but never flirts
with the Angels, "that it has all been worth it. Every
damn minute."
But can Jaclyn be saved? As the doctors go to work,
Bosley and the other two Angels retire to the hospital
chapel, where a closeup shows a tearful Cheryl Ladd
whispering, "Oh, please, God, please." Enter, after a
commercial break, a doctor announcing Jaclyn's
miraculous recovery: "It was the damnedest thing."
No such miracle came to save Charlie's Angels, for that
installment, to be shown June 24, is the 109th and last.
At its height, the show was consistently among the top
five, ogled by an estimated 36 million people. Its first
heroine, Farrah Fawcett, previously known primarily as a
model for Ultra-Brite toothpaste and Wella Balsam
shampoo, became almost overnight the biggest star in the
business. Her poster image adorned thousands of
dormitory walls, and thousands of gum-chewing
adolescents imitated her long, layered hairdo. But
celebrity was an ordeal. Armed guards had to be hired to
keep the clutching fans at bay. But at fees of up to
$30,000 per week, the Angels got rich. Producers Aaron
Spelling and Leonard Goldberg got even richer, and so
did the merchandisers who hawked the cornucopia of pop
junk: 4 million Angel dolls, 3 million lunch pails, etc.
"It was a milestone," says Doyle. "There won't be
another one like it—which opens the way for a lot of
people to say, 'Thank God.' "
As with many epochal ideas, nobody seems to remember
exactly where Charlie's Angels came from. Perhaps
somewhere deep in the tribal memories and seaside
fantasies of Southern California. It was Goldberg who
suggested, in the summer of 1974, some kind of adventure
series featuring female detectives. In the first
brainstorming sessions, the heroines were apparently
very fierce, all leather jackets and karate chops.
Kate Jackson, then working in another Spelling-Goldberg
series, The Rookies, claims credit for some key changes.
Says she: "I was pacing the floor in Aaron's office,
saying 'O.K., suppose these three girls work for this
detective named ... Harry.' And then I saw the intercom
on Aaron's desk, and I said, 'Suppose you never see
Harry. He always calls them on that squawk box. And
suppose instead of tough—mmm ...' And then I saw a
picture on the wall of three angels. 'Suppose they're,
like, Harry's angels.' "
Harry's Angels? But there
already was a detective show called Harry O. Well, what
about Frankie? Or, Charlie? What did it really matter?
The truth was that nobody thought much of the whole
idea. Among those who scorned it was ABC. "They said,
'You're crazy,' " Spelling recalls. " 'It won't work.
There has never been an action-adventure starring
women.' " The producers thought they might get some lift
from a prominent screenwriter, so they assigned Angels
to Ernest Tidyman, whose film credits include The French
Connection. Tidyman knocked out a draft, then wearily
pleaded other commitments.
The first biggie to see the possibilities was Fred
Silverman, who had just been hired from CBS to become
ABC's head of entertainment. Silverman saw Charlie's
Angels as part of a new trend toward shows about women,
and he scheduled it in a favored slot (10 p.m.
Wednesday) against two other newcomers. Few agreed with
his optimism. When Spelling and Goldberg offered to
settle a debt to Actor Robert Wagner by giving him a 45%
interest in Angels, he said the show was "the worst idea
I've ever heard." When ABC-TV President Fred Pierce saw
the first actual film, he called up the producers to
complain. Says Spelling: "I won't argue with anyone who
thinks it is crap."
But somehow, like Dr. Frankenstein poring over a book of
medieval arcana, they had stumbled onto a magic formula.
Enough of Kojak and what the producers called "the
inner-city look"; these settings, they said, should be
"glamorous, upbeat and colorful." And let the harem of
detectives have svelte names like Sabrina (Jackson),
Kelly (Smith) and Jill (Fawcett). Each of them was
described with a little phrase to help viewers tell them
apart, e.g., Sabrina was "the brainy one," but the
scriptwriters devoted much more attention to getting
them into bathing suits. And they all ran a lot. The
original production notes also emphasized another major
point: "It is essential that each of the girls be in
jeopardy at least once during every episode."
What "jeopardy" meant, in practice, was ritualistic
masochism. The Angels, far from emulating James Bond or
even Kojak, were regularly kidnaped, undressed, trussed
up and threatened with dreadful consequences. Were
audiences repelled by a specimen like "Angels in
chains," in which the heroines got captured while
investigating a prison farm, then stripped, forced into
a shower and finally sprayed with disinfectants? Nearly
20,000 fan letters that week asked for more. But while
such sexual eccentricities brought sudden success, they
also brought howls of feminist protest, both about the
mistreatment of the poor Angels and about the leering
domination of Charlie. "We were totally disgusted," says
Andrea Dworkin, author of Pornography: Men Possessing
Women, "by the way the women were exploited on that
show."
Once Angels was established, the producers toned down
and then eliminated Charlie's sexist remarks and reduced
both the S-M and indeed all sex to largely symbolic
situations. It became fairly standard, for example, for
one of the Angels to be trapped for long minutes in some
burning building. The variety of threats seemed
endless—the scalding steam bath caper, for one, or the
cruise ship with the homicidal maniac aboard, or the
time the face-lift farm was taken over by mobsters.
In one episode, the Angels were even forced (horrors!)
to take part in a Bunny-type beauty contest. Such
fantasies might interest a psychoanalyst, but they could
hardly arouse the censors. Angels acquired the keys to
TV success: a reputation for sex without actually being
erotic at all, and a reputation for controversy without
actually saying much of anything.
Quite apart from its racy reputation, the show proved
surprisingly appealing to female viewers, who are said
to control the dial after the children go to sleep.
Women saw what they were traditionally supposed to be
interested in: new clothes (usually trousers), hairdos,
makeup. The producers spent nearly $20,000 every week
for eight costume changes per Angel per show. Says
Spelling: "We hired a designer and gave each girl her
own look. As soon as a new fashion was out, such as
thigh-high suede boots, we made sure Farrah and Jackie
were wearing it. And Farrah's hairdo, well, it had a
life of its own."
But the women in the audience came to identify
themselves with the fantasy heroines, who at first had
seemed so abused but who did work at difficult jobs,
solve problems and bring criminals (usually men) to
justice. "They saw three attractive ladies beating up
bad guys," says Cheryl Ladd, who replaced Fawcett after
the first season. "But it was bloodless and harmless. We
were very feminine while karate-chopping our way through
life."
Symbolism can be overdone, of course, as can the
analysis of sex roles. The basic appeal was that the
Angels were not only very pretty but rather likable. One
could cheer them on in their pursuit of malefactors,
wildly firing their pistols but rarely hitting anyone,
and one could also cheer them on in their efforts to
play scenes that often crumbled into self-parody. "It
seems like we did the same old script over and over,"
says Ladd, "dope runner, crazy family, etc." It was
because of that guileless amiability that the show so
easily survived the departure of Fawcett: Ladd not only
looked just as nice, but she joined the preposterous
chase scenes with an enthusiasm that would have done
credit to a beagle pursuing a tennis ball.
Kate Jackson did not understand. She kept complaining
about the deplorable scripts, produced by a constantly
changing stable that ultimately totaled 75 writers.
"This show is so light," she once said, "that it would
take a week to get to the ground if you dropped it from
the ceiling." The producers did not understand either.
They eventually fired Jackson as a nuisance and brought
in a model named Shelley Hack. This was supposed to be
an improvement, for Hack was both a Smith graduate and a
well-known New York clotheshorse. Said Spelling: "The
girls are tired of having the show referred to as T & A
... Suddenly it's In to be well dressed."
Was the change a success? Hardly ever out of the top ten
during its first three years, Angels gradually sank to
17th. Something had gone wrong, and nobody could figure
out what. With the acerbic Jackson gone, the remaining
beauties sometimes seemed to blur, to look remarkably
alike. The producers let Hack go but turned once again
to New York City for a solution. This time, after having
some 100 actresses read for the part, they hired Tanya
Roberts, an off-Broadway hopeful whom the publicity
handouts described as "streetwise." Said she: "I'm going
to bust my ass."
Too late. As Angels lurched toward extinction, it kept
stumbling into new dificulties. ABC rescheduled it
against tougher competition on Sunday nights (Archie
Bunker's Place and CHiPS), a test that sent its ratings
plunging one week to 59th out of 65 shows. There were
threats of litigation over the division of profits. With
the coming of a new political era, the Moral Majority
began trumpeting charges of immorality on the air waves.
And Jaclyn Smith, who has won a much publicized new role
playing Jacqueline Onassis, announced that she too would
depart when the season ended. The dying show never got
that far.
In retrospect, it would be easy enough to say that the
growing sophistication about women's role in society
doomed Angels to a fate it richly deserved. More basic
is the fact that no TV show can run indefinitely. After
more than 100 weekly variations on the same small idea,
even the most oafish viewer manages to lunge toward the
knobs and turn to something else. Anything.
But as Angels now spins off into syndication, harvesting
new millions not only in the U.S. but in England,
Brazil, Taiwan, the men who produce the fodder prepare
for new challenges. "Our next show," smiles Goldberg,
"is about garbage collectors.''
—By Otto Friedrich. | |
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