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The Real Storm Among Charlie's Ambitious Angels Is
The One Cheryl Ladd Is Singing Up
Whether it's really a rivalry made in heaven, only
Charlie's Angels (and Farrah Fawcett-Majors'
overreaching manager) know for sure. But the air was
crackling like static from a hot comb when the girls
regrouped for their third season at the top. None of it,
to be sure, was pre-premiere jitters over copycat
competitors like CBS's Flying High and American Girls.
The tension was generated by the lawyer-negotiated
appearance of the fourth and fallen Angel, FF-M, for
three episodes this year beginning with next week's
show.
On the fateful day, the set was closed to outside
photographers anxious to capture the most celebrated
return since MacArthur's. "Everyone was waiting for
something to happen," reports Cheryl Ladd, 27, who had
successfully replaced Farrah after the 1977 Angel
dustout. Barely even introduced, Farrah and Cheryl had
to play their first scene together as a reunion of
long-lost sisters. "Everyone thought that the hostility
and jealousy would surface," says Cheryl. "So I went
over to Farrah and whispered in her ear, and she giggled
and said, 'Let's do it.' " Scripted to run to each other
on the beach and hug, recounts Ladd, "Farrah ran toward
me with her arms outstretched and I toward her—only when
it came time for the clench we just kept on running in
opposite directions. It absolutely broke everyone up.
From then on they realized there weren't going to be any
fireworks."
Why, indeed, should there be? No nosy sexists asked if
Mike Wallace, Dan Rather and Morley Safer might be
"bitchy" to the returning Harry Reasoner on 60 Minutes.
Besides, the Angels "are women, not girls in the
schoolyard," defends their Bosley, David Doyle.
"Everybody minded their manners and rose to the
occasion."
Beyond manners, though, the real reason for the
pancake-smooth serenity may be, as Cheryl puts it: "This
has been a vintage year for all four of us." She just
achieved her career-long dream, releasing her first
record album and a single, Think It Over, that's
climbing up the Top 40 (a height never achieved by
TV/music hybrids like Lynda Carter). Farrah has her
first film lead out this month—Somebody Killed Her
Husband, with Jeff Bridges—and is booked for more. Next
month Jaclyn Smith is making "a definite departure" (as
she puts it) by starring as a call girl turned Hollywood
social arbiter in the made-for-ABC movie of the
best-selling The Users.
The most recent Angel to decide that heaven can wait,
though, was Kate Jackson, who caught everyone napping
when she eloped with Andrew (The Fury) Stevens, 23 and
six years her junior. (Lost in their jet stream were
Kate's old flame, Edward Albert, and Andrew's former
roommate, Kim Darby.) Jackie, the only Angel invited to
the Martha's Vineyard wedding (she couldn't attend), was
"totally surprised" by the news. "I didn't believe her.
Kate's always full of surprises." Cheryl didn't find out
until the day she and her husband of five years, David
Ladd, met the departing couple in an L.A. airport VIP
lounge. "We all drank a toast," Cheryl recounts. "Katie
was radiant. I have never seen her this happy or
relaxed." Then when David Doyle, on his way to shoot a
National Car Rental commercial, coincidentally stumbled
upon the prewedding celebration, he found himself
speechless. "I kept saying, 'Oh God, that's terrific,'
and I hugged her, and tears came down her cheeks." "We
all went to our separate airlines," says Cheryl, "but we
were all on Katie's cloud."
They are nonetheless still restive within the show—none
more vocally so than Ladd, who in a year has confidently
leapt from rookie to first-stringer and leads the cast
in pinup posters (her 35-23-34 figure is by far the most
commanding). On the set of "Chuck's Cherubs" (as she
jokingly calls it), Cheryl is known as "The Little
Rebel" for her sometimes tart criticism of scripts and
of "inappropriate clothes for certain scenes." (Hint:
She isn't talking about jodhpurs.) "I'm not always a
diplomat," admits Ladd, who once flew into executive
producer Aaron Spelling's office with her complaints.
"But you have to stick your neck out to get things
done." One other sore point: press reports that FF-M
would be getting $70,000 per episode. The three
incumbents all but subpoenaed her contract and found
Farrah was in the same $15,000-$20,000 ball park as they
are.
Ladd simultaneously took charge of her own music career
after two earlier singles she released had "bombed." She
clicked "psychically," she says, with producer Gary
Klein, who has worked with Dolly Parton and Barbra
Streisand. "It was really like I was a virgin making a
record," she says. "It's an agony-ecstasy combination."
Klein responds: "Hers is a natural talent." If not all
critics were in accord, Cheryl shrugs, "I knew there'd
automatically be resentment about my being successful in
one area of entertainment and trying to break into
another. I've waited 27 years for this overnight
success. I've pounded the pavement, paid my dues. It's
taken eight years of never-let-it-get-you-down self-pep
talks."
Her musical dreams began in Huron, S.Dak., where, as
Cheryl Stopelmoor, the 17-year-old daughter of a
railroad engineer and his waitress wife, she graduated
from high school and hit the road with a bar band, the
Music Shop. Her first L.A. job was as a singing voice in
a Hanna-Barbera cartoon. Music was back-burnered while
Cheryl guested on sitcoms, but "I never lost track of
wanting to do it," she says. "Singing is a natural
expression of myself." Cheryl's closest friends are
still musicbiz types: Elton John's lyricist Bernie
Taupin, and Brian and Brenda Russell and Sue Sheridan,
who contributed songs to her LP. While she plays no
instrument, she is starting to pick out tunes on piano
and guitar. "My life moves to rhythm and sound," she
insists. "The other day I was driving and a horn tooted
and somebody slammed the door and from those tones I
just started singing a melody. I sing practically every
day of my life—at least in the shower."
Lately, that's in the Holmby Hills manse David's late
father Alan Ladd built in 1949. Cheryl and David, 31,
and their daughter, Jordan, 3, are living with David's
retired agent mother, Sue, while their own West
Hollywood Hills place undergoes a $100,000 renovation.
Both Ladds are taking twice-weekly acting lessons from
Milton Katselas. Though David's career has recently
stalled ("Some years it's terrific; some years it's the
pits"), he denies he's just playing househusband (even
if he does make morning coffee and chauffeurs Cheryl and
Jordan most places). "The simple fact that David's and
my relationship is healthy and equal is the best
possible influence on Jordan," Cheryl argues. Their
daughter combines school with visits to Cheryl's set,
time allowing. Weekends are saved for family outings to
places like Disneyland, where Cheryl appears incognito
in braids and shades. "Of my three careers," she says,
"wife and mother is the most important one. I see Jordan
more than any other working mother I know." She muses:
"I miss the South Dakota upbringing for her because I
had it—she doesn't know."
Ahead, Cheryl is talking about touring her music act
(she's done The Tonight Show and The Midnight Special so
far). With David, she's formed a production company to
develop a new series and to handle the variety specials
Cheryl's new ABC contract specifies. The first will air
next May. Cheryl dreams of a Broadway musical or movies
someday. The Ladds are also researching a docudrama
about child abuse. "If only two children in this country
are not beaten because we made this film, then it will
have been worth it," she says. "When the spotlight goes
on you, you have a responsibility not just to put crap
out there—not just to make a quick buck and say,
'Sayonara, suckers.' "
By all accounts Cheryl's new wings have not ruffled the
other Angels. Though at first reticent about sending the
other women pressings of her album—"it seemed
pretentious"—she ultimately gave Jackie and Kate
inscribed copies. "They both say they play it all the
time," she notes. Kate, in turn, got wedding presents
from the other Angels: crystal from Cheryl and a silver
wine cooler from Jackie.
Realistically, Cheryl hopes that the Angels can
anticipate timely euthanasia. "Hopefully, if it starts
dying in the ratings they won't make it a slow, painful
death." Whatever competitive feelings may once have
existed among the women have faded with their new
independence. "I compete with no lady in this industry,"
says Cheryl. "Life's too goddamned short to just look
out for No. 1. I haven't worked hard all my life to have
a bad time." |